February 2012
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thefaxwhisperer:
And I would mapcrunch 500 miles,
And I would mapcrunch 500 more,
Just to be that man,
Who found the goddamned airport.
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deansdickfreckles:
where are you taking those children
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monicagellers:
so it plunked me right at the front of somebodys house in western australia and theres a fucking dog there waiting to greet me
like it’s looking right at the camera look
hi doggie
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me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you
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ronstoppableismypatronus replied to your post: There’s an open mic spoken word/poetry thing…
you should write something inspired by gay porn, but with enough vagueness that it could be applied to other things and then at the very end you should just be like “and this is titled GAY SEX”
XD Sounds amazing.
I think my real life friends would kill me if I did that.
So very tempting though.
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There’s an open mic spoken word/poetry thing coming up and I really want to go and read something out.
Ideas for stuff to write?
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Anonymous asked: your smile lights up my life like a muthafuckin lamp
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Anonymous asked: You have the most beautiful hair I have ever seen in my life
Go on Anonymous and tell me one thing you've been...
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glitter-urine:
my brother was talking about how great and huge his deodorant bottle is and that it’ll probably run out after a whole year. i told him thats stupid and they don’t make bottles that big. he went to his room to get his deodorant.
my brother has been using fly spray as deodorant for the past month and a half.
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godtiss:
I speak fluent sarcasm, bad puns, and fandom.
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irene-stradler replied to your post: When Caro smiles little kittehs sneeze. That’s a lot of cute right thur.
IT’S TRUE! Accurate anon is accurate
no shhh
you is silly.
jvnfvjdnfvbjdfnb
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Anonymous asked: whats on you're head????????
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Anonymous asked: When Caro smiles little kittehs sneeze. That's a lot of cute right thur.
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“Fuck you know when you just have a sneeze wanting to come but it won’t.. It’s so...”
– Darren Criss x (via beingtruetoyourselfisbadass)
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buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
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cooper-anderson:
remember when blaine lead a conga line with his dick
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Since I know this is relevant to a number of people following me right now, I’m going to repeat something I’ve said several times in the past.
If you are suffering from some kind of mental disorder, something that impairs your function, like anxiety or depression or dysphoria or anything like that, you’re not a bad person.
You’re not a weak person. You’re not worthless, although I know you...
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garnts:
i’d like to thank grant gustin’s parents for reproducing
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We're studying the French Revolution in history.
For class today we watched John Green’s videos on the French Revolution. Best class ever.
I spent the whole time laughing and staring adoringly up at the screen as I took in the overwhelming amounts of knowledge.
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NEW TRAILER :) →
asiriuslygleefulstarkid:
jhutchisthesex:
hollaaforthehungergames:
capitol-games:
my—little—mockingjay:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD
THEY WERENT LYING
OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS
OHMYGOD I AM SCREAMING ASDGHAJKSDBGKAJSDHGAKSJDGF
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Someone tomorrow: So, have you had a nice week off? Been anywhere nice?
Me: I'VE SEEN THE WORLD. ALL OF IT, MAINLY RURAL ROADS AND A LOT OF ASIA, BUT I'VE SEEN IT. AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING - AIRPORTS ARE NOT EASY TO FIND.
Someone tomorrow: ...
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imagine if mapcrunch could be played irl
consultingalchemist:
libraryghost:
there would just be thousands of us
wandering around in the woods
on mountains
crying
it actually can be played in real life
its called “going outside”